Optimistic-wonder
Sweeping the magical streets one day at a time
posted 45 minutes ago + 75,064 notes — via batched, © dalyproof

dalyproof:

Sure, kittens are cute and all..but what about the love and wisdom of old dogs?



posted 46 minutes ago + 409 notes — via fuckyesonceuponatime, © ouatdaily


posted 1 hour ago + 5 notes — via cojosweeps

cojosweeps:

Someone please remind me to remove my nail polish tomorrow before I go to work. Thank you!

thank you guys!!!

#both reminders to remove my nail polish #thanks bros


posted 1 hour ago + 13,868 notes — via emilylime62442, © mattbors.com
misandry-mermaid:

gradientlair:

Ugh…I swear…

Matt Bors is seriously the best political cartoonist ever.

misandry-mermaid:

gradientlair:

Ugh…I swear…

Matt Bors is seriously the best political cartoonist ever.



posted 1 hour ago + 2,439 notes — via livelovelaughand-behappy, © trashybooksforladies
Hey, are you busy? And writing Star Trek fanfiction does not count. Ha ha ha. I… finished it last week.


posted 1 hour ago + 93,172 notes — via ladylivs, © michonnes

michonnes:

Are you willing to compromise within a relationship? [x]

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posted 12 hours ago + 11,629 notes — via hillaryindisneyland, © shity-blog
531-8008:

SPREAD THE MOTHER FUCKING WORD! TARZAN IS NOW ON NETFLIX!!!

531-8008:

SPREAD THE MOTHER FUCKING WORD! TARZAN IS NOW ON NETFLIX!!!



posted 12 hours ago + 419,032 notes — via ladyturian, © grass10

grass10:

””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“”  i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.



posted 12 hours ago + 272,563 notes — via mmmfunny, © goatpolice

caraknightley:

shoutout to 90’s kids for being proudest of their decade for no reason



posted 13 hours ago + 4 notes — via carboncostume
carboncostume:

How to make your own Scruffy costume from Futurama!

carboncostume:

How to make your own Scruffy costume from Futurama!

#yaaas